Meow?

"Thou Panglou, why art thou say "Meow?" It really tis quite atrocious, it makes me toil."

My response to that extremely properly written sentence would be... my love of cats. And this guy. Kootra.

"Well, dear Panglou, why does thou say "Brown?" does thou even dare to ask?"

Ah, well, I shall answer that for you. Same reason, my chers belle dame.

(For future reference: all French words will be in italics.)